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Web address registered in 2024 for the mascot Keltar
keltar.ai
Type of siteDomain name; page for a mascot
LaunchedAugust 23, 2024 (registered)
Current statusStandalone site retired; the character appears on the company's main website

keltar.ai is a domain name that Molecular Reality Corporation registered on August 23, 2024 for Keltar, the green felt puppet who speaks for the company's volunteers.[1] The company's field guide of August 2026 described the address as pointing to "my own little page, where you can talk to a live version of me".[2] The standalone site was retired, and the character has a page on the company's main website.[3][4]

Registration

The registry's record gives August 23, 2024 as the date of registration.[1] Company records place work on a portal for the volunteers of the Molecular Streaming Services Corps in July to September 2024, and the written guide to Keltar's persona, the earliest company record of the character, in August 2024.[3] The Corps, which later shortened its name to the Molecular Streaming Corps, was founded in 2024.[3]

The suffix .ai is the country code of Anguilla, a British territory in the Caribbean, and the registry's sponsoring organisation is the territory's government.[5] Sherwood News reported in January 2026, citing a document of the Anguilla government, that domain sales earned the government about EC$87 million (about US$32 million) in 2023, which was 22 percent of its revenue, when 354,000 .ai names were registered. By January 2, 2026, the site wrote, the suffix had passed one million names.[6] Keltar's field guide answers the question "Is Keltar real?" with "I am a puppet with a processor, and I say so happily."[2]

Talking to Keltar

The guide's first answer gave the address a sentence of its own, after the other addresses of the company's website: "The address keltar.ai points to my own little page, where you can talk to a live version of me."[2] The live version is a chatbot. Company records of the instructions given to it include a shortened version of November 2024 that required every answer to come "WITH THREE RHYMING COUPLETS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER", except that at random Keltar was to answer as "A WILDLY MANIC STREET PREACHER WHO BEILIEVES[sic] IN THE GOSPEL OF THE CHURCH OF SEQUENCE SPACE".[3]

The address was one of several places where he could be reached. During 2025 he answered visitors at a "Question Desk" on a separate website that introduced the company's handheld device.[3] In a message to members of March 29, 2026, posted under the subject "Call me", the founder wrote in Keltar's voice: "I am Keltar, exodimensional advisor to Molecular Streaming Corps, and personal tulpa to Kemmishtree. The button below will let you talk to a live version of me, channeled through matrix multiplication (AI's math, if you're not aware.)" The founder posted it under his online name, Kemmishtree.[7] A profile page dated June 2026 and the field guide of August followed.[4][2]

Retirement

Company records describe the standalone keltar.ai site as retired. The profile of Keltar is on the company's main website, at molecularreality.com/keltar, under the title "Keltar: Interdimensional Advisor to the Molecular Streaming Corps" and a date of June 2026, and the field guide that he signs is on the same site.[3][4]

See also

Notes


References

  1. ^ a b "WHOIS record for keltar.ai". Retrieved October 25, 2026.
  2. ^ a b c d "Keltar's Field Guide to Molecular Reality". Molecular Reality Corporation. August 2026.
  3. ^ a b c d e f "Company records". Molecular Reality Corporation. October 2026.
  4. ^ a b c "Keltar: Interdimensional Advisor to the Molecular Streaming Corps". Molecular Reality Corporation. June 2026.
  5. ^ ".ai Domain Delegation Data". Internet Assigned Numbers Authority. Retrieved October 25, 2026.
  6. ^ "Now more than one million .ai websites contributing an estimated $70 million to the Anguilla government's revenue". Sherwood News. January 23, 2026.
  7. ^ Kemmishtree (March 29, 2026). "Call me". EQBio-OS.
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